How To Impress A Nigerian Woman
In the next few days I will be publishing the results of an extraneous, in-depth and critically executed scientific research conducted by some My self and some of the good fellows at The Federal Character Commission ( Nigerian government’s Institution for determining Federal Character.) . The focus of the research exercise was to figure; How Men can Impress Nigerian women with the motives of Seducing, wooing or befriending women.
So without wasting anymore Time lets begin. please leave your comments!
Finding No.1
Grow a Pot-belly!
I know, I know, it sounds crazy but look around you and check the statistics for yourselves. Simply shocking! Women will swear up and down claiming this one to be false, some would even call me crazy but upon investigation of social reasoning it seems people in this part of the world actually believe that obesity is an indication of wealth. and lets face it Many women *not all* are attracted to the scent of wealth.
DISCLAIMER:
This technique would usually be more effective if you are a rich Igbo spare parts dealer. No disrespect to you if you are one of em….just saying!!
